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Availability for the 22nd – 31st May

Monday 22nd – Free all day

Tuesday 23rd – Free all day

Wednesday 24th – Free all day

Thursday 25th – Free all day

Friday 26th – Free from 10.30

Saturday 27th – Free until 6pm

Sunday 28th – Free all day

Monday 29th – Free all day

Tuesday 30th – Free all day **

Wednesday 31st – Free all day **

** On the 30th and 31st a friend is doing work on my property far away from the dungeon room in the downstairs utility room from about 8am-4.30pm.  He knows what I do and I can still session while he is here, he would not see you coming and going and is very discreet.  I will be able to take an hour while he is out for lunch if I have any of you are uncomfortable with him being there.

Rose

Availability 15th-21st May

Monday 15th – Free until 2.30pm then from 7-8pm  (On this day I can answer the phone from 7am-2.30pm and again after 5pm)

Tuesday 16th – Free all day

Wednesday 17th – Free from 12.30  (On this day I can answer the phone from 7am-9am and then after 12pm)

Thusday 18th – Free all day

Friday 19th – Free all day

Saturday 20th – Not Availabile

Sunday 21st – Free all day  ** work is being done on my property this weekend, I will know full availability for Sunday by the end of Saturday.

As always call nice and early on the day to get the time you want, my availability looks good as most people book me on the day.

It has been a really nice month so far, someone got me the most amazing chocolates by Neuhaus, the “Plasir” & “Desir” they were incredible, I can honestly say the best I have ever tasted, then the lovely aussie “Summer Roll” Chocolate bar.  I have to ration myself as they are not the best thing to eat when you are increasing your weight training but everyone needs a treat dont they!

I also found out the new seasons nettles seem to be more vicious than last year.  I never pick them myself as I swell up, so its 2*pairs of latex gloves just incase when I touch them, I have been stung through 1 layer before.  Lots of lady boss as well this week, be warned though, if I am your boss, I take no notice of ACAS, as far as I am concerned I make the rules, if someone does not make their sales targets, they have to take a good hard spanking or a dildo up their ass, bent over like a slut and made to wear lacy black knickers to work instead of mens underwear, otherwise it’s a bad reference and off to the job centre for you!  I like to think I am a caring sharing type though and am only doing this for their own good, as well as my amusement.  I have to admit I love watching a man stripping off, and being made to wear a pair of tarty knickers, they can never fit everything in them and always end up spilling out.

That is if they have a normal penis, and not a weenis, yes a teeny weeny peeny, Joachim, you know i am talking about you, “Du hast kleiner schwanz”  (thats german for you have a small penis) Joachims peeny is a little button/walnut/tail and he was good enough to bring me a pack of 3 walnut whips from M&S as a symbol of his little friend.  It measured 3.2 inches on the measuring tape of shame, mind you I should have known as soon as I saw how teeny his feet were.  However he loves for his little friend to be made fun of and wanted me to mention him on this blog, as a final humiliation before he flys back to Germany, Tschuss Joachim.

So really when I think about it, why I like doing what I do is that it really amuses me, I get pleasure from it.  I get to do things that regular people, with normal lives dont get to do.

Rose

Availability this week.

Monday 8th May – Not Available

Tuesday 9th May – Not Available

Wednesday 10th May – Not Available

Thursday 11th May – Free all day

Friday 12th May – Free all day

Saturday 13th May- Free all day

Sunday 14th May – Free all day

Due to a 2 day advanced booking, and taking Wednesday off, I am not free on Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday this week.  I will not be answering my phone from Monday until about 7pm on Wednesday, as I will be too busy.

Rose

Availability 2nd-7th May

Tuesday 2nd May – Free all day

Wednesday 3rd May – Free from 1pm

Thursday 4th May – Free all day

Friday 5th May – Free all day

Saturday 6th May – Free until 6pm

Sunday 7th May- Free all day

As always please call early to get the time you want.  My availability is good as 99% of my appointments are same day.

Rose

Availability 24th-30th April

Monday 24th – Free all day

Tuesday 25th – Free all day

Wednesday 26th – Free all day

Thursday 27th – Free all day

Friday 28th – Free all day

Saturday 29th – Not available

Sunday 30th – Free after 5pm

Monday 1st May- Free all day

Please call early to get the time you want, my phone is on from 7am.  My availability looks good as most people book me same day.

Rose

Availability 17th-23rd April

Monday 17th – Free all day

Tuesday 18th – Free all day

Wednesday 19th – Free all day

Thursday 20th – Free all day

Friday 21st – Free all day

Saturday 22nd – Free until 2pm

Sunday 23rd – Not available

As always call as early as you can on the day to get the time you want, my phone is on from 7am, so you can call nice and early before work.  99% of my appointments are made on the day which is why my availability looks so good.

Rose

My availability is below for the 10th-16th of April

Monday 10th – Free from 10-11am

Tuesday 11th – Free all day until 4.30

Wednesday 12th – Free all day

Thursday 13th – Free all day

Friday 14th – Free all day

Saturday 15th – Free all day

Sunday 16th – Free until 11.30, then free after 3.30

99% of my appointments are made on the day, which is why my availability is so good

Please call as early as you can to get the time you want.  My phone is on from 7am, so you can call before work.

It has been a great month so far, I am working over Easter this year, as I am taking a few days off in May instead from the 8th-10th, where I will be relaxing at home for a few days.  So feel free to call all over Easter weekend as I will be around.

A note on advance appointments, I have been inundated with people trying to book them this week without a deposit.   I have to take a deposit to secure these sessions, and it’s amazing how many people change their mind when they have to pay it, despite the fact I have been doing this for years, with a website that has been up for over 10 years so not going to run off with the money, and I can take deposits with no way of a wife or girlfriend finding out.  The reason people usually don’t want to pay? they know that if they change the day they loose their deposit, they are not 100% sure they can make it.  Too many will book on the off chance, getting out of work early, meeting finishing early, wife going out with a friend for the day, then changes her mind,  over the years I have had so many convince me that they couldn’t possibly cancel and taken the chance, only to then get a call saying they have to cancel.  I had a classic this week, someone called me sounding very convincing about a booking and bewildered that he had to pay a deposit, promising me he had the day off booked and could see me at any time and it was 100%, he then told me he would call on the day, 5 minutes later my phone rings and he is talking about a booking, emails exchanged over the last week to arrange, I then get really confused as I don’t have an email address to arrange sessions I do it all over the phone, so yes you’ve guessed it, he called the wrong person, he was hedging his bets and booking multiple ladies.

Rose

Availability April 3rd – April 9th

Monday 3rd – Free all day

Tuesday 4th – Free all day

Wednesday 5th – Free after 12.30

Thursday 6th – **** due to last minute cancellation now free all day****

Friday 7th – Free until 12.00 and then free after 4pm.

Saturday 8th – Free from 1.30 until 6pm

Sunday 9th – Free all day

As always call early from 7am to get the time you want, I have been turning a lot of people away who are calling in the middle of the day wanting last minute appointments, please call as early as you can to get the time you want. 99% of people book me on the day. Appointments in advance must have a deposit paid to secure the time, no exceptions, on the day appointments do not require a deposit.

And for those of you into spanking games, 6 sides dice are for wimps, look at this 100 sided one and challenge me to use it if you dare!

Availability 27th March – 2nd April

Monday 27th – Free all day

Tuesday 28th – Free all day

Wednesday 29th – Free all day

Thursday 30th – Free all day

Friday 31st – Free all day

Saturday 1st – Free until 6pm

Sunday 2nd – Free all day

As always call early to get the time you want, 99% of people book me on the day, which is why my availability is good.

Rose

I like this time of year, daffodils coming out, blossom on the trees, knowing that it’s going to get warmer.  I had a lovely week last week, some really fun sessions, I even wore my latex dress for one of them with a Batgirl mask.  Spanking was very popular last week, at one point my wrist started to ache from so much flogging, all better now though.

I started getting all kinds of weird calls last week, someone who ran a directory thought they were doing me a favor by adding one of my pictures to an escort site, taking a picture with my spanking equipment in the background chopping that out, then putting no details about what I do, and putting me down as “Rose” and not “Mistress Rose”.  It’s not the first time this has happened, some bright spark started a website took my pictures and some details without my permission, then put a premium rate number as my contact number, that would then forward inquiries to my mobile, so cheeky.  The web is the wild west sometimes, I have had my pictures used on dating sites, fetish profiles on various sites, and even ripped of and put in a magazine without asking me, I know magazines how 2004, but apparently some people do buy them.  I have even had web cam girls rip parts of my text off my website to use as advertising for their camshows!

Rose