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Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday July 10th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday July 11th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday July 12th – Free from 9am – 3pm

Thursday July 13th – Free from 9-6pm

Friday July 14th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday July 16th – Free from 9am – 10am only

Sunday July 16th – Free from 9am-6pm

Easy Booking System

To book, just call me on the day via the phone, no texts, calls only.  No deposit is required.  I do not accept bookings in advance.

Payment by bank transfer (preferred method) or cash.   Please only use cash to pay me if you are unable to do a bank transfer as it is hard and expensive to bank cash, I am still happy to take it however.

A Note On Cash

Some coming to see me understandably only want to pay in cash which is fine with me if you cant do a bank transfer.   They admit that they don’t use it anywhere else and tell me so, each and every time they visit which makes me very fed up .  I have had many cash payers praise the demise of cash to me as they think it will stop money laundering and criminal gangs, I ask them how they will then pay me if cash dies, they then give me a blank look, the truth is they wont be able to see me, or anyone else for that matter.

If you pay me in cash, please use it elsewhere, use it or loose it, GB news have a petition and campaign to keep it, “Which” have also done a lot of work on this.  The next person to praise the demise of cash and tell me they have gone cashless, then proceed to pay me in cash will get 20 very hard cane strokes, you have been warned!

Rose

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday July 3rd – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday July 4th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday July 5th – Free from 9am – 6pm

Thursday July 6th – Free from 9-6pm

Friday July 7th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday July 8th – Free from 9am – 6pm

Sunday July 9th – Free from 9am-6pm

Easy Booking System

To book, just call me on the day via the phone, no texts, calls only.  No deposit is required.  I do not accept bookings in advance.

Payment by bank transfer (preferred method) or cash.   Please only use cash to pay me if you are unable to do a bank transfer as it is hard and expensive to bank cash, I am still happy to take it however.

30 Minutes Bookings

As of today, I have stopped doing 30 minute bookings with new clients, they were always arranged as my website clearly says at the last minute with no more than 30 minutes notice, so that I did not turn away 1 hour plus bookings for half hours.   I did maybe 2 a month at the most, fitting them in at short notice, mostly to people into spanking.  I have had a few people book hour long sessions in advance, then when they get to me, say they can now only do 30 minutes, knowing that if they had been honest I never would have taken the appointment booking.  Today I turned a 90 minute session with a regular client away, only for someone new to turn up and play this trick on me, and they were sent on their way.  It is a rotten thing to do, and so now 30 minute sessions are being taken off the site, and will only be with existing clients who see me.  After years of doing them successfully with no issues, it’s sad it has come to this.  Since the end of the pandemic, people have become so unreliable.

Rose

Just a note to say my big tower monster fan is back out, and ready to cool you down during a session in the heat.

Also, as always happens in a heatwave,  I am inundated with requests for PVC, long boots, suits and other items of clothing that are extremally uncomfortable to wear in the heat.  I will be unable to wear any of these items of clothing until the temperature is under 22.

Rose

A bit of advance notice, I am taking some time off from June 16th – June 24th when I have visitors coming over from Norway, so I decided to publish my availability for the rest of the month.  If there are any changes, I will update this page.

Monday June 12th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday June 13th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday June 14th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday June 15th – Not available, if this changes I will update here on Thursday morning.

Friday June 16th – Saturday June 24th June – Not available

Sunday June 25th – Free from 9am-6pm

Monday June 26th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday June 27th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday June 28th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday June 29th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday June 30th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday July 1st  – Free from 9-10am

Sunday July 2nd – Free from 9am-6pm

Also a reminder that all appointments are on the day only, I am currently inundated with people trying to book in advance, I have not done this in a long time now, due to being messed around too much.  Just call on the day you want to come over, no deposit required.  My phone is on from 7am.

If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless and do not involve crypto, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday June 5th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday June 6th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday June 7th – Free from 9am – 6pm

Thursday June 8th – Free from 9-10am only.

Friday June 9th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday June 10th – Free from 9am – 10.45am

Sunday June 11th – Free from 9am-6pm

If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless and do not involve crypto, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

I thought I would add here that I will be around on Bank Holiday Monday 29th until 5pm.

Rose

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday May 22nd – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday May 23rd – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday May 24th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday May 25th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday May 26th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday May 27th – Free from 9am-10am

Sunday May 28th – Free from 9am-6pm

If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Had a Heart attack/Stroke/Other related condition and on medication that makes you bruise easily?, please warn me of this, there will be things I cannot do in sessions.  I am only mentioning this as the amount of people coming to see me with these issues has gone through the roof, please warn me in advance if this is an issue.

Roadworks – Please check before you travel, there are ongoing roadworks in Farnborough, which may delay you getting to me.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless and do not involve crypto, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday May 15th – Free from 1pm (may be earlier I wont know until the morning)

Tuesday May 16th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday May 17th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday May 18th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday May 19th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday May 20th – Free from 9am-11am

Sunday May 21st – Free from 9am-6pm

If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Roadworks – Please check before you travel, there are ongoing roadworks in Farnborough, which may delay you getting to me.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless and do not involve crypto, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday May 8th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday May 9th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday May 10th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday May 11th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday May 12th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday May 13th – Free from 9am – 5pm

Sunday May 14th – Free from 9am-6pm

If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless and do not involve crypto, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday May 1st – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday May 2nd – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday May 3rd – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday May 4th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday May 5th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday May 6th – Free from 9am – 5pm

Sunday May 7th – Free from 9am-6pm

If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless and do not involve crypto, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.