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Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday April 24th – Free from 9am-3pm

Tuesday April 25th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday April 26th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday April 27th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday April 28th – Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday April 29th – Not available

Sunday April 30th – Free from 9am-6pm

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Even though I am based in an urban area near London, mobile signals have always been an issue for me, which is why I have 2 phone numbers.

My main number is 07590 468440 and I ask everyone use this as the first method of contact as per the contact page on my website, please only call the other number if  you cannot get through on the main one.  The other number is virtually un-usable this week due to maintenance work on the mast, when I get a call it cuts out, then when someone tries to call back it’s mostly unavailable. I don’t know how long this will go on for, but it happened last week as well.  Despite me telling people not to, some are only trying this number and not the main one for some reason.

Rose

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday April 17th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday April 18th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday April 19th – Free from 9am-3pm

Thursday April 20th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday April 21st – Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday April 22nd – Free from 9am-6pm

Sunday April 23rd – Free from 9am-6pm

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Tuesday April 11th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday April 12th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday April 13th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday April 14th – Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday April 15th – Free from 9am-10am

Sunday April 16th – Free from 9am-6pm

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Monday April 3rd – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday April 4th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday April 5th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday April 6th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday April 7th – Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday April 8th – Free from 9-11am

Sunday April 9th – Free from 9am-11am

Monday 10th – Free from 9am-12pm

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

Monday March 27th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday March 28th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday March 29th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday March 30th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday March 31st – Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday March 1st – Free from 9am-10am only

Sunday March 2nd – Free from 9am-6pm

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

Some great sessions since I am now back no normal after so much time off last month with all the work I had done on the property.  I do enjoy my role plays, and have been a Nurse and Doctor as well as the lady boss this month, apparently, I have a good bedside manner.  I have a very smart white therapist’s dress, as well as a selection of smart suits to wear to do this.

Spring seems to have sprung, my favorite time of year, although I am an agnostic, I do enjoy Easter.  I am a bit of a chocolate connoisseur, making a special trip into London to visit, Neuhaus, Läderach, Venchi, and buy something from all of them.  Sadly my love of Ferrero Rocher has gone, it was the cheap supermarket chocolate I always had a thing for, but they are just not the same, the taste and crunch in my opinion are totally different, the same goes for all the old favourites like Quality Street, Roses, they just don’t taste the same anymore.  The only supermarket chocolate I really rate now is Tony’s Chocolonely.

Rose

Monday March 20th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday March 21st – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday March 22nd – Free from 9-10am

Thursday March 23rd – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday March 24th – Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday March 25th – Free until 5pm

Sunday March 26th – Free from 9am-6pm

Please do not attempt to come to see me by train this weekend, as there are engineering works.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

Monday March 13th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday March 14th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday March 15th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday March 16th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday March 17th – Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday March 18th – Free until 5pm

Sunday March 19th – Free from 9am-6pm

A rail strike is this week, on the 16th and 18th, please do not attempt to come by train on those days.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

There are a couple of services I have offered in the past, that I now am unable to do or are restricted.

Clothes/Equipment storage terms

1\ I still am able to do this for existing clients who have things here with me at the moment and the bag is no bigger than the average supermarket carrier bag, but unable to offer to anyone else going forward due to space.

2\ I will also be charging £20 a month to do this if you don’t session with me on a regular basis (this means at least once every 60 days).

3\ Clothing or equipment will be disposed of if I don’t hear from you after 3 months.

If anyone has equipment/clothing with me that they want to pick up, please give me a call, I don’t expect you to book a session to arrange collection.

Buying in equipment/clothing to be sent to my place, instead of yours, is still OK, as long as you can pay me via bank transfer, or, buy it yourself and have me as the delivery address.  I can only pay a fraction of the cash into my business bank account these days due to the country going cashless (that’s most of you reading this!).  Giving me money in cash to buy something online is just not possible anymore.

Rose