Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday February 5th – Free from 9am – 4pm

Tuesday February 6th – Free from 9am – 6pm

Wednesday February 7th – Free from 9am – 6pm

Thursday February 8th – Free from 9am – 6pm

Friday February 9th – Free from 9am – 5pm

Saturday February 10th – Free from 9pm -4pm

Sunday February 11th – Free from 9am – 5pm


All appointments on the day, via phone call (no texts).  No deposit is required.  Dungeon room is heated for sessions, you will not get cold.

Please let me know if you need a shower, as I have to put the heating on in advance


Advance Notice Of Time Off.

I have people visiting again from Norway, so wont be around from Saturday 17th – Sunday 25th February.


Easy Booking System

To book, just call me on the day via the phone, no texts, calls only.  No deposit is required.  I do not accept bookings in advance.

Payment by bank transfer (preferred method) or cash.   Please only use cash to pay me if you are unable to do a bank transfer as it is hard and expensive to bank cash, I am still happy to take it however.

Please tell me if you need a shower as I have to switch the water heating on.

When I take time off, I don’t answer my phone, if I list on a certain day or time that I am unavailable this is why you will get no answer.

The Online Safety Bill has now passed.  In the coming months depending on what happens, I may have to take the site down, if the site stays up, you will almost certainly have to verify your age to see it.  Please save my number, and the numbers of anyone else you see.