Apologies for the errors in dates, all corrected now.

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday November 27th – Free from 9am – 6pm

Tuesday November 28th – Free from 9am – 6pm

Wednesday November 29th – Please call, will know in the morning

Thursday November 30th – Free from 9am – 6pm

Friday December 1st – Free from 9am – 5pm

Saturday December 2nd – Free from 12pm-6 pm

Sunday December 3rd – Free until 3pm


All appointments on the day, via phone call (no texts).  No deposit is required.  Dungeon room is heated for sessions, you will not get cold.

Please let me know if you need a shower, as I have to put the heating on in advance



Easy Booking System

To book, just call me on the day via the phone, no texts, calls only.  No deposit is required.  I do not accept bookings in advance.

Payment by bank transfer (preferred method) or cash.   Please only use cash to pay me if you are unable to do a bank transfer as it is hard and expensive to bank cash, I am still happy to take it however.

Please tell me if you need a shower as I have to switch the water heating on.

When I take time off, I don’t answer my phone, if I list on a certain day I am unavailable this is why you will get no answer.



Online Safety Bill

The bill has now passed, we wait to see what will happen in the coming months.

Please save my number, as well as the numbers of anyone else you see just incase I am taken offline.  I know most delete my number from their phones and look my details up each and every time they book me, which is why I mention this.