Availability 6th February – 12th February

Monday 6th February – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Tuesday 7th February – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Wednesday 8th February – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Thursday 9th February- Free from 2pm (may be earlier, will know more on the day, call for details)

Friday 10th February – Free from 9am until 6pm

Saturday 11th February – Free until 5pm

Sunday 12th February – Free from 9am to 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Evening appointments, after 6pm are with people I have see before, I make no exceptions to this rule.


All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!.  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.